Flying Solo

Last couple of days i was flying Solo..Praveen is in NewZealand and we r home alone. I have stayed home alone with elisha..and She is sooo much better behaved without praveen around..But staying home with a toddler and 30 weeks pregnant just doesnt go hand in hand!!!

Wednesday praveen was off..I had some dishes to do and lunch to make..in the few minutes i was busy this is what happened.
-Folded laundary all over the place..infact a few tshirts were on elisha.
-Her drawers were pretty much empty..[yes my child loves to dress..didnt know it was to this extreme]
-She couldnt find her pacifier so everything ontop of the drawer was all over the shop
-A glass of juice spilled [Thank god it wasnt on top of any clean clothes]
-The glass broken.
-Jars containing pulses and legumes on the kitchen floor, and a few pulses spilled.
-Rag in front of the toilet draped over Elishas head

This just happened in less than 30 mins...What fun..NOT..so then i proceeded not to do anything and lock ourselves in the lounge..well its easier cleaning up just one room rather than the whole house right?

Thursday and Friday are Elishas Daycare days. I had warned praveen that if he needs to go away then these are the days he is allowed..yes i am very demanding..i thought the day she goes to day care would be sooo much easier!!! ha ya right

I dropped her off super early since i had a 9.30 appt with my personal trainer.[did i tell u my body is so sore]...did a few stuff around...ran a few errands...[i must quit acting like super woman and rest when elisha goes to daycare]...had a few last minute things to pick up before our big holiday..

Picked her up at 5ish..proceeded to come home..for some odd reason as much as she likes dressing up she loves to strip and do the full monty..she kept saying pooopeeeeeeee poooopeeeeeee..well poopeee means either a)shit or b)bathtime...so i got her diaper off and put her on the toilet..she asks for some tissue wipes herself and flushes and gets off...no poop done though...i put her nappy back on and was on phone with my BFF..suddenly elisha yells poopeeeeeeeee napppyyyy...and proceeds to strip and before she could get to her diaper i rescued her...sure enough there was some poop...why o why couldnt she just poop in the damn toilet...cleaned her up...gave her a bath..and then i needed a bath...

Theres is this eeerie silence in the house...the stupid me was under the impression that she is busy watchin simpsons...mmmmm WRONG..she stripped AGAIN..got her diaper off..all of a sudden i hear a biggggg scream...WTF..n then when i looked out..BIG PILE OF SHIT!!!..on my carpet..my cream coloured carpet..she got scared seeing it and was just standing a few steps away lookin and in tears...proceed to clean and realised she had stamped on it...it just doesnt get better right? give her a bath again..clean up...and i pray that this is the end

nope..my daughter has inherited my fear/yucky feeling towards Cockroaches...and last night we managed to kill 3..Where the hell r these coming from..each time she would see one she would scream and just go nuts...

finally i put her to sleep..and i am all pleased..my back hurts like a bitch...but i am not complaining...look up and there is this gigantic spider..if u know me well u will know i am SHIt scared of spiders..like i literally cannot function..and because i am soo scared of them i always tend to spot them...call praveen and i am literally shaking..and cursing..and almost in tears...i have to vaccum the damn thing out...Vaccum while a child is sleeping..i did..caught the bloody spider..and then it started all over again..Elisha was up crying screaming and it took me another god alone knows hours to get her calm

Friday is here and i survived...though i could do with a lot less excitement in my life when i am alone..Praveen comes tonight..and so far the day was good..well Elisha is in daycare..so its peaceful..well for now!!!